Not in my neighborhood
no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom
*stays alive just in case things get better*
You’re one in a million. That means there are 320 of you in the United States. Find yourself. Start an army. Overthrow the government of a small midwestern town. Run shit.
And now, the weather.
man, it just would never work. she’s the most popular girl in school and i’m….i’m…..i’m just doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
which one of your otp is the knight and which one is the potion seller
*mr krabs voice* secret formuler
*plankton voice* hand it over krabs
*mr krabs voice* eat a dick plankton
writing an earlier date on your paper to look like a better student
I’m not even a person anymore I’m just stress and sadness
long exposure game strong
See this and tell me there is no life elsewhere in the universe. I dare you.
I’m going to fucking throw up
accidentally typed “my chemical romano”