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Hey hey hey Im Violet an d I love fictional characters a hell of alot more than i should that is all thank
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Germany: We've called this conference to solve the world's problems, not to fight about the problems of our past. And since I'm the only country who seems to know how to run a meeting, we'll follow my rules from here on out. Eight minutes each for speeches, no chit chat about side deals, and absolutely no going over the time limit. Now if you want to go, make sure you're prepared and raise your hand, but do so in a way that does not mock any salute of my country's past.
Italy: *raises hand*
Germany: Germany recognizes his friend, Italy!
Italy: chill

puddletumbles:

wallyedge:

whatificantf0rgety0uu:

Ugh this is annoying

The fork pissed me off so much.

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iambluedog:

it wet

iambluedog:

it wet

sassy-spoon:

gemiblu:

sleepy-karkat:

cruelfortune:

dirteye:

ay ay Ron

finally someone made gifs for this

are you seriously gonna make a gifset of a video without linking everyone to it

i’m gonna fucking shit myself

holy crap

i can’t breathe

call 911

ok no I’m sorry but the gifset does nOT DO THE VIDEO JUSTICE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

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you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

  • BODYGUARD AU SHES SPOILED HE NEEDS THE JOB THEY HATE EACH OTHER.  
  • MODERN BONNIE AND CLYDE AU THEY MEET WHEN TRYING TO ROB THE SAME HOUSE AND TEAM UP.
  • CELEBRITY AU ONE IS AN ACTOR/ACTRESS OTHER IS A SINGER AND THEY ARE FORCED TO START A PUBLICITY STUNT.
  • NERD/POPULAR AU THE POPULAR ONE IS DARED TO DATE THE NERD. 
  • PRINCESS FALLS IN LOVE WITH COMMONER AU.
  • ALL THE AUS.

michaelises:

Time for the giveaway I promised! So. Hetalia stationaries! There will be two winners who will get a notebook, a set of four bookmarks, two pencils, and two erasers (click images to enlarge) picked at random each.

  • Reblog away but please don’t clog other people’s dashboards.
  • Likes count too.
  • For more information on these stationeries click here: eraser, bookmark, pencil, notebook.
  • Ends 29th July 2014, 3pm GMT.
  • I’ll be messaging the two winners at midnight Tokyo time so please have your ask box open.
  • The winners will have only 24 hours to reply before I look for another winner.
  • I ship internationally so you’re going to have to be comfortable with giving me your full name and home address.

I’m not sure how well this giveaway is going to go but do feel free to send me a message if you’re unsure about anything.

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

tastefullyoffensive:

Creations from French Girls, an iPhone app where people draw portraits based on selfies of others. [via]

Related: Subway Snapchat Art

ive-got-a-dark-side:

dean-winchester-x:

fallen-angel—of-the-lord:

dean-winchester-x:

If anyone calls you out for wearing black or layered clothing during the summer look them straight in the eye and tell them its preparation for the flames of hell

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That is the best gif you could’ve used omg

officialunitedstates:

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dennys:

At Denny’s, everyone is welcome. Even the rare domesticated suburban yeti. 

dennys:

At Denny’s, everyone is welcome. Even the rare domesticated suburban yeti. 

wanderinginthetardis:

burqalicious:

THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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